What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted!

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.