What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either