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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.