What place of business helps dogs who h...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?