What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.