What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

How did you get into my house?

Business.