Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.