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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.