Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!