Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!