Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!