Where do animals go when they lose thei...

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?