What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!