What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.