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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".