What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.