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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.