Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.