Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"