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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.