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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees