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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

Don't wind it.