What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

Don't wind it.