What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.