What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.