Wind Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

Who's there! Blue! Blue who?

Blue away with the wind!

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

Don't wind it.

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Why was the calendar depressed?

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What room is missing from almost every house?

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Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

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Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

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