How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.