How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.