How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.