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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur