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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.