Sandwich Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Subordinate Jokes More Subordinate Jokes

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Club Sandwich Jokes More Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Prosecutor Jokes More Prosecutor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.