How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes