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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.