How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.