How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes