Byte Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte