How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine