How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.