How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.