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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!