How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

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When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

Say something different.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.