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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.