How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.