How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo