How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.