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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.