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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian