Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.