Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!