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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.