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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.