What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.