What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it