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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What makes you so sure?

N"He is a penguin."