What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!