What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.