April Sale - 20% Off

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.