What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.