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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids