What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!