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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes