What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!