What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.