Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.