Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!