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Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

Ltsmashes keyboard&gt

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.