Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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He gets a little cross.

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Y NO LEGS!

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

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Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

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The cat shat on the mat.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Two dogs howling at the moon.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.