Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens