Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.