Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.