Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.