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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!