Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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Where's Whitey

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Because they ror.

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CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.