Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.