Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

What do you do with a wombat?

You play wom with it.

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When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.