He was playing with a cheetah.
The door.
A new jaw-key
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Ping Pong
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Too many cheetahs.
Because there's cheetahs.
A cheetah!
Because he was a cheetah.