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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.