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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Fire Cracker Jokes More Fire Cracker Jokes

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker?

BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it