Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "