Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Allahu Akbar Jokes More Allahu Akbar Jokes

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus