Boom Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.