Boom.
Boom
BOOM!
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
They both have Sandy Claws.
Allahu akbar
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
Because business is booming.
Peaceful muslims
To Mecca Bingo.
A balloon animal!
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
They both Quackle!
BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Lacoste intolerant.
Don't worry they'll tell you
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Mitosis
Wharf!
It couldn't contain itself.
Doesn't matter much, does it