Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

With a big wave

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

You know he did it.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned