Arabic Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.