Arabic Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

Rip Body Jokes More Rip Body Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.