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Arabic Jokes

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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Take highwhey.

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RIP in box

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What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.