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Rip Body Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!