What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.