What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt