What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What do older women wear?

Depends

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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...