What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What do grandparents smell like?

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.