What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life?

Depends.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.