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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Wurlitzer Jokes More Wurlitzer Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.