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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Wurlitzer Jokes More Wurlitzer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.