How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.