How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire