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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people