How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.