What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.