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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear