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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.