What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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My Zipper

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What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.