Hodor Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

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What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Hodor

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He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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An elevator has a GF

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Discuss

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Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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