Cripple Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

Because they can't stand up for themselves!

What did the cripple get for Christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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Dr. Drake.

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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1 sleep until Christmas.

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Cancer.