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Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Crippled Kid Jokes More Crippled Kid Jokes