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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!