Because his *degree* didn't work!
Suture self!
Bye, son.
TL;DR
Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
He didn't *urn* his degree.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.