Because his *degree* didn't work!
An Official.
Alright, let's get down to beeswax!
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
The University of Minnesoda
A Boa Constructor
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
I am forever in your debt.
Camel can go days without drinking!