Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.