Because his *degree* didn't work!
Well, it worked with the slaves.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
The University of Minnesoda
A refund.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
By swimming in their debt.