Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.