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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Demeter wasn't working.

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The third degree.

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A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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A refund.

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.