Because his *degree* didn't work!
Wake me up before you go-go
Namaste here
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Their Master's.
He didn't *urn* his degree.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
An I.V. League.
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30