How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar