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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

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What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.