How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.