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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird