How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar