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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.