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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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He was feeling a little crummy.

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Because Chernobyl fallout

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1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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It's a fugazi.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.