Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird