Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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They fear the wurst!

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About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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No Oscar!

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird