Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.