What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.