What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!