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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it