What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same