Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.