Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.