Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...