Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

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Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.