Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

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Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.