A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A refund.
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!
Black and black movies.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Brigham Young
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
A few degrees.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
My tax refund.
I said, "Piggy"
