Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.