A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A refund.
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Canada deserves to be plan eh.
Reddit.
Small medium at large
Because of all the tellers.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.
Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.
You belong.