Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?