I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?
You have a broken finger!
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!
They work it out with a pencil.
It ova slept.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
