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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?