How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.