What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today