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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.