Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.