Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.