Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.