What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings