Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.