What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.