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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.