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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.