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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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Lean beef.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!