Right Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.