Right Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.