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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

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What's a cow no legs?

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.