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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.