What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!