What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.