What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics?

Because it's always a THAI game.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!