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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.