What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.