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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.