What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.