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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Who's there! Bernie! Bernie who?

Bernie bridges!

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.