What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent