What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.