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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.