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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

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What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head