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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"