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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.