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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Who wants to be a Millionaire?

On Zimbabwean TV.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.