Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.