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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.