Elephants never forget.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
So you can tell them apart from blueberries!
Because they always blow their trunks off!
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
I forget
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.