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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!