Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The republican presidential candidates.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.