Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.