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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd