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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.