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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.