How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq