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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael