Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.