Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What's the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Custard Jokes More Custard Jokes

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.