Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.