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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.