Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard